Hiding mics

Although it seems this would be more useful next year, COUGH COUGH, it is still none the less interesting. there are several different ways that someone can hide  a  lav mic.
one way is to put it backwards on a tie, another way is to place it under the collar of your shirt. most of the ways depicted involved taping the cord or the mic itself down behind some article of clothing.

While this is useful this is not my most favorite of topics...